"Mommy, why do they find Dinosaurs?"
"Simple, Billy. During the Flood, the animals raced to the high ground, and the Dinosaurs were too dumb and slow."
"... That sounds kinda dumb."
"That's how our pastor taught it. Now, go get dressed for Devotional."
"Dad, how could the whole world get covered in Water?"
"You could strech a drop of rain to cover the whole earth, Theoretically, Billy."
"... Teacher said it would take 150 000 tons of Water to cover the Earth with an atom thick of water."
"Your teacher's a Satanist, now go get ready for Church."