Top 10 Witchy comebacks for any Religious Activist Encounter

[auramoonsongs]

Top 10 Witchy comebacks for any Religious Activist Encounters


10. Sorry i really don't have time... I have to catch a different Plane (think about it if you don't get it right away)

9. Oh the circle on the floor... I play marbles alot.

8. (why are you wearing black?) I'm really a vampire but i use good sunblock.

7. All the herbs? I'm big on health food.

6. Oh i'm sorry, was i chanting you say? NO no, i was talking to my cat, i keep him in my purse..

5. Is that a lizard tail growing, or are you just happy to see me? (ladies only LOL)

4. You know, I'd love to eat.. err uhh.. i mean MEET your children. *smile*

3. I hear you know of a sale on red and white striped socks?

2. what's the matter? you act like you've never seen a Pentagram on a Witch before.

1. OH oh... are you handing out those firestarter booklets again? can i have one i ran out and my house is really cold?

[Mahala]

haha, cool! I would use a few, but mom and dad would flip if I said that to a missionary...

[underlilith]

I like #4, that's just hilarious!

[Dark Waters]

Unfortunately I'm pretty sure most religious activists are NOT smart enough to get #10

#3 is good, but I doubt if too many of the younger generation would get it.

And for the ladies, I would change #1 from being "my house is really cold" to "my {certain pectoral body part} is really cold".