I figured the arcade was the best place to put this. It's a song from Skyrim, the latest Elder Scrolls game. If you've ever played it, you know it can be hard to explain. But it's an RPG, and you can basically do whatever you want, kill dragons, cast spells, steal jewels... Anyways, the bards in the inns will sing this if you ask them, and every time I see one of Ragnar's posts, I think of this song. These are the lyrics:
Oh there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made
But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red
When he met the shieldmaiden Matilda who said;
"Oh you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead
Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed"
And then came clashing and slashing of steel
As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!
Sorry Ragnar, I'm sure you're really nice.
hehe. Thought you guys might enjoy that.