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by **daibanjo** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:46 am

Sorry but my favorite creations are limericks i just love making them up;

To market, to market with my son Jim
Somebody threw a tomato at him,
Tomatos don't hurt
'Cause they're covered in skin.
But this bugger did
It came in a tin.

There was a young man with a feeling
To go on a bus ride sight-seeing.
It said on the door,
Don't spit on the floor,
So he got up and spat on the ceiling.

by **Stormy** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 12:34 am

ROFLMAO - sir, I needed that this morning - I especially like the first one, brought a tear to my eye I laughed so hard. Thanks for sharing :-D

by **Willow** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:12 pm

Those were cute...much classier thant he man from Nantucket.

I have several that go to an army song but they are pretty dirty. IF you look up the song North Atlantic Squadron you may find a few of the lyrics (if you like dirty limericks) if not ignore this suggestion.

Thanks though, made me have a good smile

by **SageWolf** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:50 am

Thats cute Good job.

SageWolf

by **daibanjo** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 3:32 pm

ok Willow, this ones just for you.

There was a young man from Kildare
Who was having his wife on the stair
The bannister broke, So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid- air.

That's as bad as i get

by **davisherm** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:18 pm

daibanjo wrote:ok Willow, this ones just for you.

There was a young man from Kildare
Who was having his wife on the stair
The bannister broke, So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid- air.

That's as bad as i get