Try this for insults web sites won't TOUCH you for!

[Ragnar]

http://www.stupidstuff.org/quoter/elizabethian.htm

Thou art a vacant fat-kidneyed measle!

[Willow]

I like it...
Thou art a grizzled pinch-spotted rampallion!

[Ragnar]

Thou art a hideous dog-hearted fustilarian!

[Ragnar]

You are not really.

[Kitsune]

I found out about this site recently... it is brilliant!

I keep it for my writing... If I need an inventive insult, it helps me out!

[Willow]

LOL, I figured....I have to google half the words in those insults anyway.

[Crazy Healer Lady]

Thou art a puking eye-offending jack-a-nape!

[Ragnar]

Rapscallion!

[white_harmony]

Thou art a yeasty beef-witted hedge-pig! .... Lol ....

[Ragnar]

HEDGE-PIG is an interesting one for those interested in totem research.

Hedge-hog. As totems, VERY similar to pig.

[Willow]

Notice no one ever has a pig as their totem...shame, its a good animal.

LOL, I am now ipcturing sonic the hedgepig on top of a totem pole!

[Ragnar]

Notice no one ever has a pig as their totem.

WHAT????

It is a major totem of all European tribes. Here the Semnonen and Langobards had horse as main with boar for second, and in Scandinavia they had boar as first, horse as second.

ANY one that has Frey as a favourite God should be boar.

[Willow]

I'm thinking fluffy bunnies...I should be specific, a prof at my school did studies of people who claim to have totems, they all claim animals like wolves horses...etc etc, very few claim animals that the Aboriginals in Canada actually used in their cosmoology (i.e. the beaver).

That is a whole other can of fish, sorry for generalising beyond my expertise without making it clear!!!

[Dark Waters]

fluffy bunnies ... FLUFFY BUNNIES !!!

Don't make me bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!



Actually there was a great bit of song from "Once More With Feeling," the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Musical.

(*chirp* ... *chirp*) Yeah, So I like musicals! Wanna make somethin' of it?

Anyway, during the "I Have a Theory" Number, Anya has a small rock solo ...

I’ve got a theory
It could be bunnies
...

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, It must be bunnies!

or maybe midgets?

[Ragnar]

I'm thinking fluffy bunnies...I should be specific, a prof at my school did studies of people who claim to have totems, they all claim animals like wolves horses...etc etc, very few claim animals that the Aboriginals in Canada actually used in their cosmoology (i.e. the beaver).

That is a whole other can of fish, sorry for generalising beyond my expertise without making it clear!!!

Aye. O.K I have probably done the same with my answer.

Of course I meant "those who KNOW".

We discovered a long time ago, and in fact we used to take bets on what the newby would say they were. (By newby I mean those that came up to us at fairs etc and the normal "Hay I'm A witch as well".). It was ALWAYS wolf, bear, lion (in EUROPE???? O.K if he was a born again EARLY cave man, but....), eagle, raven. (O.K. O.K, I have raven, but after LONG years with others, including twin frogs, mountain goat, and owl.), and one totem they ALWAYS forget is MAN.

MAN can be a totem JUST as much as any other animal.

My Grandmother was quite good at the "medium style on the spot trance", by which she "told" them what their real totem....ahem..."Should be". "ooohhhh....oooohhhhh....OH! I see a .....STICK INSECT on your shoulder, you are a STICK INSECT!!!)*. They mostly wandered off with "bloody mad woman does not know what she is on about".

What was REALLY funny was later. There was always a "warm up where my Sister would introduce them to trance work and astral traveling (VEY basic) from the stage. As they all had their eyes closed concentrating on the given images, my Granny would come on stage and she would be introduced as the "totem finder".

She would then do it properly for say ten people, THEN she would have the idiots that she had seen in the hall earlier have a go. "ahh ahhha, hmmm. yes STICK INSECT!!!". and the whole hall would clap, then they were told to open their eyes. The look on the stick insects face on seeing whom he had just bee clapping witha all vigour was always a picture to behold.


* Which is why I thought the "choosing hat", or whatever it is called in Harry Potter, was hilarious!!!