I get most of these, good old Christan upbringing
HOW MANY OF THE FOLLOWING DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
8 One to call the electrician and 7 to say how much they liked the old one better
1 Only one. Hands are already in the air
15 At least 15; 1 to change the bulb and 3 or 4 committees to approve the change... Oh, and a casserole
5 One man to change the bulb and 4 wives to tell him how to do it
10 One to change the bulb and 9 to pray against the spirit of darkness
None God has predestined when the lights will go on and off
None They use candles
We choose not to make a statement either in favour of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb. Present it next month at our annual Light Bulb Sunday Service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)