Funny Pickup Lines...

A parrot walks into a bar carrying an Athame...
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Funny Pickup Lines...

Post by Mahala » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:06 pm

Too many to post, so here's the link:
http://www.goodquotes.com/pickuplines.htm

Another: (My friend's BF used this one.)
If you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder,
(Guy puts his hand on her shoulder closest to him, standing at her side.)
Or this one? (Puts his arm around her shoulders so his hand is on the opposite arm.)

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Post by Aislin » Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:06 pm

XD they have insulted band-aids!!! *hugs her box of bandaids*
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Post by SageWolf » Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:38 am

A friend of Mines Daughter used the One. If I were a Cop I'd write you a Ticket. Cause you have FINE written all over you.

Chessy but cute,

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Post by Aislin » Sat Mar 10, 2007 2:33 pm

I think of the book i'm reading when i read that XD it's The Moon Witch by Linda Winstead Jones.
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Post by Dancing Elf » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:59 pm

i have a version of the cop one "if was a cop i would arest u for being 2 hot on a winter day" i made it up 2 years ago and told my exgirlfriend the reason i say exgirlfriend is because she broke up w/ me for being "2 corney & cheesey" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Ragnar » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:48 pm

Please desisit from using numbers or letters instead of words.

I believe you will find one of the rules is that these boards are English speaking.

This is NOT English, merely pure bloody lazy. :evil: :evil:

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Post by Sapphire » Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:50 am

One of the cheesiest of all is the Wormdo one, from Red Dwarf (although it may have been around before that). It requires both people to know the correct responses, which is why it so often goes wrong...

Person 1: Would you like a Wormdo?
Person 2: What's a Wormdo?
Person 1: Well, it wriggles along the ground like *this* (make appropriate finger motions, or, if you're feeling bold, do that caterpillar thing along the ground).

I said it was cheesy, I didn't say it was good.

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Post by Dancing Elf » Tue May 22, 2007 12:51 pm

sorry about the #s i was tired that day

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