Are women evil? Really?

A parrot walks into a bar carrying an Athame...
Post Reply
User avatar
Librarian
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 763
Joined: Mon Nov 05, 2001 4:00 pm
Location: Tustin, CA
Contact:

Are women evil? Really?

Post by Librarian » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:12 pm

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!”

The man said, “You can’t be serious, I could never shoot my wife”

The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.

“This gun is loaded with blanks” she said. “I had to beat him to death with the chair.”


MORAL: Women are evil. Don’t mess with them.

User avatar
Crazy Healer Lady
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 3589
Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:31 pm
Location: Mission, BC
Contact:

Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:12 am

:lol: And don't you men forget it!!
Crazy Healer Lady
Health and happiness to you!

The purpose of a relationship is not to have another who might complete you, but to have another with whom you might share your completeness. -CWG

User avatar
Stormy
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 733
Joined: Sun Jan 18, 2004 6:11 pm
Location: Pittsburgh Area, PA
Contact:

Post by Stormy » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:22 am

You are batting 1000 with me this morning Lib, one more like this and I'm going to have tears in my eyes. :lol:
Stormy ~~}~}-:>
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam

User avatar
white_harmony
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 831
Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2003 2:46 am
Location: Australia
Contact:

Post by white_harmony » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:36 pm

ROFLMFAO!! That was absolutely brilliant!! :-D :lol: =D>
~ The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death ~

User avatar
Willow
Level 86
Level 86
Posts: 2550
Joined: Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:35 am
Location: Canada
Contact:

Post by Willow » Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:16 am

terrible terrible

Maybe some men can just be that annoying
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)

User avatar
Artemisblessed
Level 12
Level 12
Posts: 355
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:57 pm
Location: Lynn, MA
Contact:

Post by Artemisblessed » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:31 am

i notice how the men all "just can't do it" but aren't WE supposed to be the most annoying?
Treat every new person you meet as if they will be an important influence on you later (you know, love thy neighbor?)

User avatar
XxXDarkRavenzx3XxX
Level 1
Level 1
Posts: 1
Joined: Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:03 pm
Location: lynn massachusetts
Contact:

Post by XxXDarkRavenzx3XxX » Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:07 am

I Love it i wanna be this person! funny funny stuff loves it :triplets: xXxRavenxXx
"this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy?"
-The Dresden Dolls, "coin-operated boy"

User avatar
Artemisblessed
Level 12
Level 12
Posts: 355
Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:57 pm
Location: Lynn, MA
Contact:

Post by Artemisblessed » Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:19 am

when did you start coming here?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

:hug: :supz:
Treat every new person you meet as if they will be an important influence on you later (you know, love thy neighbor?)

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests