Landover Baptist Church

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Landover Baptist Church

Post by Dovahkiin » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:58 pm

These are some of the worst fundies I've seen! My phone doesn't like links, but Google them and you'll see. They actually believe that women are the property of men and that it's ok to beat them! :evil:

I'd like to give them a piece of my mind, but I don't think they'd know what a mind is if several pieces were hurled at them at once. Grr... I didn't know it was possible to be so ignorant.

I'm so glad I've opened my eyes. Seeing what some so called Christians believe makes me ill. How could you use God to justify abusing anyone?!

The only thing I find funny is that they believe women are no better than animals. So by their logic, only gay men and women can be together morally. A man associating himself with a dirty female would be equivalent to bestiality.

Grr... *grumbles and gets off soap box*

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Re: Landover Baptist Church

Post by Dovahkiin » Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:25 pm

It seems Wikipedia says it's a joke site... Whoops. :roll: Guess I needed to do a bit more research. But for a joke site, the people on the forums either don't realize it's a joke and are really raving fundies, or are very good at pretending to be raving fundies.

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Re: Landover Baptist Church

Post by Librarian » Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:16 am

Here's the link: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Yes, it's satire, and yes, there are some who don't get it. I guess you could say the site snares the raving lunatics who haven't a clue and couldn't even buy one. ](*,)
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Re: Landover Baptist Church

Post by daibanjo » Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:39 am

The Landover Baptist Church is one of my favorite sites. The whole thing is the brainchild of a great satirist Chris Harper. There is no such place of course and I have no idea how many people help him and I'm not going to send away for "Godly underwear" or a "Jesus can see you poop" T-Shirts. I just love the stuff that Chris puts together.
Here is Chris, as Deacon Fred, addressing an American Atheist convention;
http://youtu.be/nECGkQLftpo
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Re: Landover Baptist Church

Post by kristoff1235 » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:11 pm

I had found this while researching about the treatment of lefties in earier times and for quite awhile I was baffled at the stupidity of it all. Then I looked up the church when Dovahkiin told me it was satire... Man was I suprised. I'm left handed by the way, so hearing it was a perversion was rather.... confusing to say the least. But some people actually believe it is a perversion. **laughs through left hand** heaven forbid someone be wired to run in a different fashion than you... As a favorite quote says, "Left handed people are the only ones in their right minds."
many call me insane, many call me genius
if theres a fine line between genius and insanity,
then i must be the greatest tight rope walker ever.

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