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Christian fundies.

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:28 am
by Ragnar
Christian fundamentalism from a mate of mine with a blog site;


My blogging friend Old Nick has been running a two for one offer this week on dragging Christian Fundamentalists down to the pit for a good burn.

So in the spirit of 'bloggers together', I am prompted to ask "What is a Christian Fundamentalist?"

Here's a guide I nicked from here that might help. See how many you can answer :

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and dehumanized when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the atrocities attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in Exodus and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in Joshua including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most tolerant and loving.

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in tongues may be all the evidence you need to prove Christianity

2 - You define 0.01% as a high success rate when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian

The first person that came to mind was George W. Bush, but if you can think of any others why not suggest them to Old Nick?

http://dioclese.blogspot.com/2010/08/ch ... alism.html

Re: Christian fundies.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:21 pm
by runewulf
Heh heh heh heh, all too true more often than not, n'est pas?

Re: Christian fundies.

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:03 pm
by Esoteric Dreamer
lmao, awesome!
I dont like outward bashing on other religions mainly because I dont like others doing it about my beliefs. But its SOOOOO funny when its true! And there are so many people that I know (including one of my parents) that fit almost all ten of those.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa I really like that!