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underlilith
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Post by underlilith » Wed May 02, 2007 4:16 am

I wish i had a chance to mess with the JW's (i've got some good stuff for too! just you wait JW's...) ;)
daibanjo wrote:After talking to them I went to my Grampa, old Druid as he was, and told him that the mormons said that Joseph Smith saw god in a grove of trees. My Grampa just said.
"When you are in a grove of trees, don't eat the mushrooms."
LOL!
"What is a god but a man who weilds the power of chaos?" - Peter Carroll

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Post by Greenleaf » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:45 pm

I used to have a 90 pound Doberman. When the JWs came to the front door, I let the dog out the back door. You'd be amazed at how quickly someone in a long skirt can vault a 4' fence. Didn't take them too long to stop showing up.

They also came to my apt. once when I was home from work with a nasty stomach bug. If you vomit on them once, they don't come around again.
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Post by Ragnar » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:47 am

Greenleaf wrote:If you vomit on them once, they don't come around again.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by FyreGarnet » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:14 pm

The funny thing is, almost half of the people where I work are Mormons. Luckily, I don't have to worry about religion and all coming up. We just know the are Mormons because they talk about theirs Stakes and stuff with each other.

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The difference between cats and dogs is that dogs want to smell everyone's rear and cats want every one to smell THEIR rear - unknown

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