Why there is no "Xtian Pornography"

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Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:58 pm

You do NOT know how hard I am laughing!!!
That cross-shaped one...
Kind of reminds me of the old story about vampires ... and the cross-shaped stake... ;)

:cry: My poor mind has been filled with blasphemy.
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Post by scoia » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:55 pm

You obviously don't love Jesus enough, CHL.

Maybe if you get a certain present for christmas, you can learn.

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Post by white_harmony » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:38 am

ROFLMFAO!! :lol: :-D
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Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:49 am

:smt082 :lol: lol no thanks!!!


:cry: scary plastic things!
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Re: I hate to do this to you all, but....

Post by Librarian » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:38 pm

scoia wrote:Erhem: http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php

Divine Interventions, sex toys for the extremely devout Christian.

"Jesus was a carpenter, now he's the powertool" I'm also sure it's extremely offensive to some people, but there you go.

NOTE: this site is in no way appropriate for little kids or big babies.
I am going to have so book mark this site for that special fundie who forces their way into may life! backoff:

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Post by Artemisblessed » Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:20 am

a few questions: first, lip service? second, why is it commonly "understood" that only men watch pornography? i know a few women who do. that doesn't mean that they're sick or anything, so why care? third, has anyone read " 'Salem's Lot" by Stephen King? What CHL said about vampires made me remember about that. Last one, i promise! was 1984 a good book? i was thinking about reading it, but wasn't really sure...
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Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:49 pm

Ahhh Salem's Lot... I loved that one.

1984 very good. Thank goodness it's required reading here.

I know some girls who watch porn. Most of it is man-on-man. As I said before I don't watch it but it doesn't mean I haven't, or that I wouldn't.
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Post by Ragnar » Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:13 am

Aha Librarian.
Glad you are here. I am not getting my "new mail reminders" again. This thread being exactly one of those in question, and I KNOW I have not pressed the unread button.

This time:oops:

I thought I had wandered into some secret "women only coven".

I was enjoying it to. :-D

Artemisblessed. If you have to ask that (Lip service), MAY I recomend a few movies of a purely instructional nature to you?
:-D :-D :-D :-D

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Post by dragonflydrummer » Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:42 am

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'mon --- why are we kidding ourselves?
Sexually connected Xtians, might as well eat cake.

When will you join me in striking them? :P 
or no...
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Post by Ragnar » Sat Nov 26, 2005 1:15 am

Dragonflydrummer, errr.. What? :scratch:

Are the rest of us meant to understand this or not? ;)

Hope I am not interupting on a private moment here. :oops:

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Post by Brown Eyed Girl » Sat Nov 26, 2005 3:27 am

i love the vampire thing and Christianity...
considering its one of the 1st stories of their religion... and putting a cross and a grave and a "headstone" was a way of stopping a vampire rising again (head stones were just rocks at first placed on to the grave) and preaching over the grave was meant as another way to stop them coming back up...

its funny when you tell them cause the squirm! cause they can't argue back. the 1st vampy story they got was a twist between demonizing pagans and inventing vampires and making women subservient all in one...

I'm rambling again aren't i... when i was younger i went obsessed on vampires and dug up a lot of stuff.... i remember once a christian i was talking to about it didn't even know what the dead sea scrolls are... (is it bad that i like giggling at them for that when I'm bored? he he)
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Post by Willow » Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:05 am

I can't say I am a fan of Vampires, my Dad used to hide in my closet and pretend to be one, he would jump out and scare the poop out of me.

Another piece of the puzzle as to why I should be in Therapy.

Ahem, anyway the scariest dream I ever had was about vampires, but I began to do a little research and I learned a lot about he sexuality behind them, it really is quite interesting.

As for Christians and sex, well...all I know is that all the girls in my church were married at 18, I was the weird one who went and got educated and is 24 but doesn't have any kids. I think there is some repression, but there are a lot of movements to end that.

in the context of marriage of course.

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