It's kept me from going Christmas shopping.
I hate traffic to begin with, but holiday traffic should be grounds for homicide.
Then I get this email:
PIECE TOGETHER A CONNECTION?!?!?!Subject: info on templar mystical subjects and early american contact
Trying to piece together connection between Oak Island and Knights Templar. Also researching thier connection with cave complex in mouth of Penobscot Bay,Maine.Any help would be very appreciated Blessed Be and Blessings to the "Elder" gods
THE KNIGHTS FREAKIN TEMPLAR
If it weren't for my remarkably slow typing skills allowing my mind to catch up with what I'd like to say, he would have gotten this answer:
1: Contact HG Wells.
2: Rent time machine.
3. Go back to 1300, pick up Templar
4. Go forward from there to about 1750
5. Drop him off.
Congratulations! You've pieced together a connection! Did you see the Easter bunny along the way as well?
The Templars were roasted like marshmallows in the early 1300's, while Oak Island wood has been carbon dated to about 1750. Hey, maybe you've got something there after all, the wood used for oak island came from Templar pyres... naw, the dating would be real off then, scrap that.
The Templars have as much connection to Oak Island as:
Today's perception of Christ to reality,
Joshua's existence to a battle at Jericho (also 400 years off),
Modern Wicca to a Roman/Greek Mystery,
Genesis 1 to Genesis 2,
Scientology to reality itself,
Carlos Castaneda to a serious discussions,
Uri Geller to a real spoon (I can show you how he does it),
Wicca for $19.95 a month to an ethical teacher,
Your question to a quick search on Google!
So, does anyone think I may be a little harsh? Just a tad?
Yes, I'm getting better, and I'm contacting the Vatican to have the make of NyQuil beatified, as a start on their road to Sainthood.