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Post those fundie conversion, spell request, turn my little brother into a frog, UFO, and just plain freaky emails you receive here. We can all critique them.
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Post by Weygold » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:06 pm

Please don't dump the run-of-the-mill emails here, we need to be entertained, outraged, or amused, you get the idea. :-D

Preface the title of your post with:
"Fundie: "
"Weird: "
"Outrageous: "
"Freak: " (that may be hard to pin down, considering some of us...)
or something more appropriate.

Remove all identifying information from the email. We don't need to start personal attacks in this forum or over the board.

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Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:18 pm

I like this new addition!

What has made you guys decide to put it up?
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Post by Librarian » Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:02 am

Just a spate of recent stupidity.

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Post by Ragnar » Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:21 pm

Just found this. Good idea chaps.

Can think of a few candidates.

Possibly including one or two of my 4 A.M attempts. :roll:

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Post by Artemisblessed » Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:14 pm

i love this new addition! now we have something new to whine about...me like!
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Post by forgotten oceans » Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:47 am

YAY!!! New stuff! New stuff! YAY!!! * does the 'new stuff' dance \:D/ *

I look forward to this!!
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Post by Artemisblessed » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:16 am

:joins in with forgotten oceans and does the "new stuff" dance alongside he/she/it:

:oops: sorry, FO. don't know what you are! :oops:
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Post by forgotten oceans » Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:56 am

HEHEH, I'm a she! :-D Although, sometimes I think guys got it easier. :roll: Wouldn't it be cool to be able to switch sexes whenever you wanted? I wouldn't mind being a boy for a few days!
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Post by Artemisblessed » Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:47 pm

right up there with you! =D> =D> =D>
wouldn't have to deal with "feminine problems" for, like, a week! :lol:
Which is why sometimes i think it would be pretty awesome to be gay because they kinda get to be both at the same time...or something...:gayflag:

and i do not say that blindly! most are my friends are gay and one of my sisters is, too! :so proud...:
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Post by scoia » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:01 pm

Librarian wrote:Just a spate of recent stupidity.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Will have to start actually saving my "nutjob correspondance" emails.
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Then they laught at you.
Then they fight you.
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Post by Artemisblessed » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:30 pm

i must be immune to the whole "psycho e-mail" spammy thing.

but i think Jesus was Spamming me once... still not sure...
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Post by white_harmony » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:37 pm

Artemisblessed wrote:but i think Jesus was Spamming me once... still not sure...
ROFLMFAO ... I think we all have that problem!!
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Post by forgotten oceans » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:27 am

You guys are lucky, I don't get weird emails. :-( The last one I got was from a wiccan, but one of the all serious, no fun, hermit/ shut in, type wiccans. Last I checked, my yahoo profile didn't say anything about wiccan, witchcraft or pagan, but why he just assumed wiccan is beyond me? #-o
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Post by Ragnar » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:19 pm

Wasn't REALLY an E-Mail, as in "spam", but a personal message on one of my German boards.

We were talking about beer, I said I have about two liters per day, WHEN I have the money. So I get this PM, "As a Heathen priest you should not drink, shoulfd not smoke, and should not drink coffe. You should stop immiediately".

!!!!!! :finga: :finga: :gib: :gib: :gib: :smt097 :smt097

love that Emotio thingy! :lol:

Na, I also found out that their automated word censor does not work on English words. :-D :smt083

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Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:46 pm

We were talking about beer, I said I have about two liters per day, WHEN I have the money. So I get this PM, "As a Heathen priest you should not drink, shoulfd not smoke, and should not drink coffe. You should stop immiediately".
O___O Where do they get off telling you to stop drinking, coffee, and smoking? Beer used to be one of the only ways to get vitamin C, created by monks and can be a very spiritual use of a plant, and smoke is sacred. Coffee... I'm still trying to figure out any spiritual benefits, but I'm sure if I went to India I would find out.

I think as a Heathen priest you should drink MORE beer, surround yourself with sacred smoke, and coffee to boot. :roll:

I guess everyone likes to tell people their business. :evil: <-- I like this one, and, in case you haven't noticed, I use this one a lot: :lol: :lol: :lol: depending on how hard something makes me laugh ;)
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