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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Willow » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:59 am

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

If unle fester and a viking had a baby, that was a great image in my head thank you!
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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Ragnar » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:58 pm

Willow wrote:LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
If you look at the right hand side of the "writting box" you will see we have some VERY nice Smiley to say JUST that.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Willow » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:06 pm

:P :P :P :P :P :P

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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by underlilith » Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:39 pm

do you make fish grow eyeballs? :lol:
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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Ragnar » Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:30 am

underlilith wrote:do you make fish grow eyeballs? :lol:
Not sure, but I stop watches and even set some going backwards, and I can change a compass bearing on a sealed ships compass by 10 to 15° Either way, on a field compass by up to 30° either way. All without touching them, but just being NEAR them.

Oh aye, and another wierd thing I have noticed. PENS. Does not matter HOW new, good quality (IF that is possible with ball point/felt tip pens), or how well they work for other people before and after, a ball point or a felt/fiber tip pen will stop working for me after about six words. I have to use a pencil, or a fountain pen.

And that was BEFORE being injected with Deutrinium, Thorium, Plutonium, or depleated Uranium, or whatever they use nowdays.

As soon as Lisas Sister heard, her first words, "Oh good. You will not need to buy a microwave oven now, just hand your dinner to Ragnar for ten minutes".

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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by underlilith » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:46 am

Ragnar wrote:
underlilith wrote:do you make fish grow eyeballs? :lol:
Not sure, but I stop watches and even set some going backwards, and I can change a compass bearing on a sealed ships compass by 10 to 15° Either way, on a field compass by up to 30° either way. All without touching them, but just being NEAR them.

Oh aye, and another wierd thing I have noticed. PENS. Does not matter HOW new, good quality (IF that is possible with ball point/felt tip pens), or how well they work for other people before and after, a ball point or a felt/fiber tip pen will stop working for me after about six words. I have to use a pencil, or a fountain pen.

And that was BEFORE being injected with Deutrinium, Thorium, Plutonium, or depleated Uranium, or whatever they use nowdays.

As soon as Lisas Sister heard, her first words, "Oh good. You will not need to buy a microwave oven now, just hand your dinner to Ragnar for ten minutes".
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Ragnar » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:53 am

underlilith wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
So WHICH part did you find funny?

Because up until the last two paragraphs, it is entirely true.

I was, and AM banned from the bridge or the engine room when they are test setting compasses. Amnd I have never had a watch that works for longer than three weeks in my LIFE.

I had a Rolex bought for me that I wore for a day before it started going backwards.

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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:14 pm

Ragnar, ever had a near-death (or death) experience?

(As long as we're telling stories... I break glasses. They'll just shatter in my hands. Needless to say, we like ceramic now :lol: )
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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Ragnar » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:39 am

Crazy Healer Lady wrote:Ragnar, ever had a near-death (or death) experience?
I once went to Belgium, does that count?

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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:31 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Possibly? Unfortunately (or fortunately?) I've never been to Belgium
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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Willow » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:37 am

LOL, Belgium eh? I guess that is like near death, if France or Germany actually are death.

While we are bragging...I make airlines go outof business (both Zoom and jetsgo went under days before I was supposed to fly with them). I break a lot of glass too, more than most people I think. I like attribute it to my superman like grip!

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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Ragnar » Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:50 am

Willow wrote: if France or Germany actually are death.
Huh??????? :-? :-? :-?

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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Willow » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:16 am

It was a lousy syllogism sorry.

Have you ever had a near death experience.....yes...I went to Belgium, therefore if Belgium is near death, then the things it is nearest too Belgium(Germany and France) must themselves actually be death.

Meh, I was tired when I wrote it, way funnier in my head obviously! outtahere: I'm going to go be embarrassed about being unfunny now.
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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Ragnar » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:35 am

O.K. Bit of me being stupid as well. :lol:

Sorry, DO get it now. Wich kind of destroys your joke really.

sorry. :oops:

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Re: BEAMING!!!

Post by Willow » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:49 am

LOL, its OK, not the first time i've flogged ajoke to death!
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