She was doing a show on Pagan Urban Myth debunking... not stuff like "do you worship Satan?" but stuff that actual pagans believe and then spread around as truth like "Gerald Gardener learned Wicca at his grandmothers knee, and had been pagan since birth. The 'clutterbuck' story was just a cover".
The one that had me laughing in incredulity was "Pagans believe that when they die they go to the Summerlands... Unless they were wicked and evil, in which case, they fear they'll go to the Winterlands!"






Okay, so perhaps it's not that funny, but I thought it was fricken' hilarious, and desperately wanted to know what guilty Christian 'almost-convert' to Paganism thought that one up.
What's the funniest "Pagan Urban Myth" you've ever heard?