Tea Party Cancels Christmas Pageant

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Tea Party Cancels Christmas Pageant

Post by Librarian » Fri Dec 24, 2010 4:58 pm

Tea Party Cancels Christmas Pageant; Could Not Find Three Wise Men

WASILLA (The Borowitz Report) – The Tea Party’s plans for a first annual Tea Party Christmas Pageant have been cancelled at the last minute, an organizer of the pageant confirmed today.

“We couldn’t find three wise men,” Tea Party holiday coordinator Carol Foyler told reporters. “It’s too bad, because we had plenty of sheep.”

Ms. Foyler said that the Tea Party was hoping to replace its Christmas pageant, however, with an ambitious staging of the Book of Revelation.

“We already have Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and Christine O’Donnell lined up,” she said. “One more Horseman and we’re good to go.”
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Re: Tea Party Cancels Christmas Pageant

Post by Kitsune » Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:08 pm

LOL :lol:
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