Autumn Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

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Autumn Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

Post by Ragnar » Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:04 pm

Autumn Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Thursday September 30, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive through a High st Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windscreen.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Talking of survivors I will apologize to you ladies IN ADVANCE. I may NOT get the chance later as I have cc'd this to Lisa at her work. #-o

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Post by white_harmony » Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:51 am

haha these things always make me laugh when I read them ... Only because I know I am nothing like the kind of woman being written about in them ... And yet I know women who really should be taking these classes ... :lol:
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Post by Ragnar » Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:26 am

white_harmony wrote:haha these things always make me laugh when I read them ... Only because I know I am nothing like the kind of woman being written about in them ... And yet I know women who really should be taking these classes ... :lol:
Totaly agree. Lisa laughs at them as well.

I think when you find a woman that does NOT find them funny, then you have bitten too close to the bone, and it is more "Oh bloody HEL! Am I REALLY like that?"

But hey! The Women around here are QUITE able to give back. And I SERIOUSLY doubt anything on that list applies to any one here any way. :-D

(I should have been a Phily lawyer eh? :lol: )

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Post by Kitsune » Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:37 pm

Oh, I have a few of these points. I will put the seat down, use said toilet, and then bitch about it not being put down... I figure you guys have the option to sit or stand. Therefore it's a prerogative that you raise it, and you can learn to put it down.

Otherwise, you're mostly on the level. :lol:
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Post by Ragnar » Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:46 pm

Kitsune wrote:Oh, I have a few of these points. I will put the seat down, use said toilet, and then bitch about it not being put down... I figure you guys have the option to sit or stand. Therefore it's a prerogative that you raise it, and you can learn to put it down.
Must admit, I find it atomatic to put the seat down after me.

But then I was brought up by a Granny that could carry a new born reindeer under each arm for five kilometers and then hand mix a five pound sponge cake without her arms getting tired.

THOSE were arms you NEEDED to avoid getting a slap from!

Then at sea, they are vacuum toilets. You HAVE to put the seat and lid down to flush them, otherwise you end up mopping the deck for hours getting rid of the flood.

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Post by Kitsune » Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:57 am

The Navy... Teaching Men to be Good Husbands one toxic spill at a time!

:lol:

Sorry, I had to. I've never heard about those toilets before. And my husband was just looking at Motivational Pictures... #-o
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Post by Willow » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:10 pm

I think there is a list on this of similar classes to men.

And honestly, by the time the commercial comes around I might have forgotten my question.
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Post by Ragnar » Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:51 pm

What???

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Post by Willow » Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:19 pm

I will assume you need me to clarify? The first part was me speculating, I am pretty sure I remember a similar list of classes for men being posted somewhere at some time on this website in this exact forum.

The Second part was in reference to class number 6.

I will try to be more exact in my language.
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Post by Ragnar » Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:47 pm

Willow wrote:
And honestly, by the time the commercial comes around I might have forgotten my question.
It is quite easy here. The comercials are normaly put on ten minutes before the end, and last for longer than the bloody film has left to run. #-o

Makes planning your questions that much easier. :lol:

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