What will Fundies say?

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What will Fundies say?

Post by Mahala » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:54 am

I was sitting around last night and thought this up, but never got around to finishing it. (I hope to do more of them, and I'm open to ideas! PM me if you have any!) I think it would be funny if you actually countered a fundie this way.
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Re: What will Fundies say?

Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:16 am

Bumper Sticker Potential!!!!

I love it :)
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Re: What will Fundies say?

Post by Kystar » Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:02 am

Hubby usually goes..."Have you lost him AGAIN?" or "I have, he was hiding behind the couch!"
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Re: What will Fundies say?

Post by Mahala » Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:38 am

LOL. I've heard that one too. Jesus must have a poor sense of direction? Here's another:

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Post by Max » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:48 am

I love the second one haha! I'm going to steal it and tell all my friends :-D
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Re: What will Fundies say?

Post by Kitsune » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:00 pm

I love it (although I change the design slightly for a Bumper Sticker...)!

You do know that if you really like making these up in your free time you can go through any number of sites to set up t-shirts, mugs and bumper stickers with your slogans on them for reasonably cheap, right? If you do love making these slogans, you might want to think about jumping on a site like that and making a bit of cash on the side.

I know I'd certainly buy a bumper sticker like that... Heck, as soon as I've got some extra cash after the move, I really need to buy my sticker for my computer that has a picture of a pentacle with cat ears that says "My Cat ate your Fish!"

I already have a hoodie sweater with this on it... it's awesome!
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Re: What will Fundies say?

Post by Mahala » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:51 pm

I'll probably lay them out 600x150 pixels, which is the wide template I use. By the way, I would get into the business of sticker making; I could do it myself because we have the right printer but none of the special paper and no color ink cartridges, but that's not the problem. Some of the companies who would sell my stuff for me might charge me for the use of their service, which is OK, but I have no permanent income.

It is something to think about, though. I've been browsing for a job, but I have no transportation with my bike gone. I'd have to do something from home.

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