Bear walks into a bar in Boise

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Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Post by Kathyj » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:55 am

This Bear decided to go to town and visit the local bar there. He walks in sits down at the bar and looks around, it's a slow night the only other custumer is a lady sitting a few stools down. She is wearing a tight skirt cut clear to there a tight blouse with several buttons undone. Lot's of heavy make-up and smoking a cigerette. The Bear looks at the bartender and orders a drink. The bartender politely says "I am sorry sir, we do not serve bear's in Boise"
Bear-"I want a beer, I suggest you serve me a Beer"
bartender-"I am sorry sir we do not serve bears in Boise"
Bear getting agitated-" If you don't give me a beer I am going to make it hard on your custamers,I suggest you give me a beer!"
Bartender still calm- "I am sorry sir we do not serve bears in bars in Boise"
The bear quite angry now, stalkes up to the lady and gobbles her up high heels rhinestones and all...."Now see, the bear says, look what you made me do! Now serve me before I do something worse!"
The bartender calmly says "I am sorry sir, we do not serve beer to bears in Boise....especially not Bears on drugs."
The bear looks confused and says" What do you mean ...on drugs, I don't do drugs?
The bartender says, "That lady sitting down the bar from you..."
........Wait for it.............


that was a bar-b%#tch-you-ate :badgrin: :badgrin: :P

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Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Post by Librarian » Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:37 pm

Oh my, that was just waaaayyyyy too bad. ](*,) :badgrin: ](*,) :badgrin: ](*,) :badgrin:
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Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Post by Willow » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:44 am

Groan
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Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Post by Lotus » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:13 am

Ok, I am going to admit it. Maybe because I am half-asleep right now but I do not get it. :oops:

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Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Post by Kystar » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:12 am

Barbiturate. Downers. Sedatives.

it's a phonetic joke, actually, best read aloud or told verbally to get the affect.

And this is DEFINITELY a groan ](*,)
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Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Post by Kathyj » Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:37 am

I actually heard on a radio station I used to listen to, laughed so hard nearly fell out of the car. I have a weakness for puns and jokes of that kind :-" BB Kat

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Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Post by Willow » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:53 pm

I love puns...you will have to excuse me if many of them pop out of me.

Look in this forum for the Ghandi pun, it's my favorite.
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Re: Bear walks into a bar in Boise

Post by Lotus » Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:22 am

Oh, ok, the effect is lost from speed reading. :oops:
I understand now. :lol:

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