A Beautiful Death

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A Beautiful Death

Post by Mahala » Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:42 am

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners started to hysterically laugh.

When all eyes stared at him, he said

"I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist..."

That's when the proctgist fainted.

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Re: A Beautiful Death

Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:29 am

:lol: All right, that one made my day!! That's my next party joke!
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Re: A Beautiful Death

Post by Willow » Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:44 pm

I guess it doesn't have the smae effect for podiatrists eh?
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Re: A Beautiful Death

Post by Librarian » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:46 pm

Nutz! There goes another keyboard. :badgrin: :badgrin:
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