Don't Play with Bullets

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Don't Play with Bullets

Post by SageWolf » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:50 pm

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber
ran out of a bank and shot her three
times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies were OK.
The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.
She gave birth to two healthy daughters
and a healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears.

'What's wrong?' asked the mother.
'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out,' replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and
this bullet came out.'

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later her son walked into the
room in tears. 'It's okay' said the
Mom, 'I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'


My momma sent me this one I thought it was funny.
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