Christians and lightbulbs

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Christians and lightbulbs

Post by Willow » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:47 pm

I get most of these, good old Christan upbringing

HOW MANY OF THE FOLLOWING DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Anglicans

8 One to call the electrician and 7 to say how much they liked the old one better

Charismatics

1 Only one. Hands are already in the air

Lutherans

Change ?!?!?!?!?!

Mennonites

15 At least 15; 1 to change the bulb and 3 or 4 committees to approve the change... Oh, and a casserole

Mormons

5 One man to change the bulb and 4 wives to tell him how to do it

Pentecostals

10 One to change the bulb and 9 to pray against the spirit of darkness

Presbyterians

None God has predestined when the lights will go on and off

Roman Catholics

None They use candles

Unitarians

We choose not to make a statement either in favour of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb. Present it next month at our annual Light Bulb Sunday Service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:29 am

Roman Catholics

None They use candles
heh heh heh

I work in Pentecostal/Mennonite town. Both are definitely true. I also used to work above from a Mennonite restaurant - if not casserole, definitely there is Borscht!!!
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Post by Willow » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:50 am

I love mennonites...they are the casserole masters for sure!
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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