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Cheesy jokes!

Post by Willow » Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:03 pm

What's the definition of a Fruedian slip?

When you say one thing and mean your mother.
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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.
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Did you hear about the boat full of burgundy paint that crashed into a deserted island?

The crew was completely marooned!
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick
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Feel free toadd, just had to get that out of me!
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Post by Crazy Healer Lady » Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:39 pm

:lol: Good ones! I needed this today :D
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Post by Windwalker » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:33 am

Oh, baby! Stupid jokes to the rescue!

....I'm tempted to add some dead baby jokes but people will get offended, even if I leave out the ones that... um, never mind.



Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

- It was dead.

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Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

- It was holding onto the first koala.

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Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

- It thought it was a game.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike?

- She was hit by three falling koalas.

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Post by katsu » Thu Mar 20, 2008 2:28 pm

Just a quote then:

Parking for witches only; all others will be toad :-D
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Post by Willow » Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:32 pm

Green fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A pool table! :lol:

Glad to oblige everyone's cheesy bone!
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Post by Dancing Elf » Fri May 02, 2008 11:31 am

I just love the ones about the koalas =D> =D> =D>

do you have your henway?
what is a henway?
oh about three or four pounds.

what do you call a dead dog in the middle of the street?
fast-food.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the a lake?
Bob.

what do you call the same guy at the bottom of the lake?
Dwaine.

and the same guy at the front of your door?
Matt.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Willow » Thu May 08, 2008 9:14 am

What's read and bad for your teeth?


A brick!
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Post by katsu » Thu May 08, 2008 12:21 pm

What's yellow and if you get it in your eye, you're dead?


A train!
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Post by Bandersnatch » Thu May 08, 2008 4:02 pm

what do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the a lake?
Bob.
What do you call his son?
Boy (Bouy)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?
Art

Whats the difference between a dead dog in the middle of the street and a dead lawyer in the middle of the street?
There are skid marks in front of the dead dog. #-o

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Post by Willow » Fri May 09, 2008 10:35 am

What do you call two men hanging your window?


Curt and Rod
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Re: Cheesy jokes!

Post by Dark Waters » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:58 pm

Knock, knock ...

Who's there?

Cow goes ...

Cow Goes Who?

No, no, no ... Cow goes Moo! Owl goes Whoo!
I'm living in the Shadows and the Night,
Wrapped in warm darkness, safe and sure.
My Path shines by the Moon's fragile light,
It frees my Mind and keeps my Heart pure.

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Re: Cheesy jokes!

Post by Willow » Fri Jan 09, 2009 7:49 am

Groan....

Knock knock

Whose there?

The interupting cow

The interupt.. MOOO
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
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