Ten Ways To Piss Off A Pagan

Anon

• Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
  
• Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
  
• Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light. (No need to waste a good candle!)
  
• Pick up their gems for a closer look.
  
• Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
  
• Witness to them about the "true religion".
  
• Untie the knots in their cord.
  
• Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
  
• Play card games with their Tarot cards.
  
• Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.

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