Ten Ways To Piss Off A Pagan

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Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.

Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.

Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light. (No need to waste a good candle!)

Pick up their gems for a closer look.

Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.

Witness to them about the "true religion".

Untie the knots in their cord.

Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.

Play card games with their Tarot cards.

Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.

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