Top 10 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus
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- No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
- Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
- Beer has never caused a major war.
- They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
- When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
- Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
- You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
- There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
- You can prove you have a Beer.
- If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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