13 Commandments

Willow Blackthorn


  1. Thou shall not turn thy ex into a frog
  2. Thou shall not meddle in the affairs of dragons, thou are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
  3. Thou shall not laugh at nekked snow sprites
  4. Thou shall not get drunk with thy Goddess's wine
  5. Thou shall not sacrifice thy little sister
  6. Thou shall not go running around proclaiming thy witchhood if thy are in times of burning.
  7. Thou shall not question the word of thy High Priestess - She is God
  8. Thou shall not laugh at being nekked at coven - thou shall be killed
  9. Thou shall not commit to signing anything that declares any single person as thy lord and savior
  10. Thou shall not invoke thy Watchtowers only to say "never mind"
  11. Thou shall not burn enough candles to burn thy house down
  12. Thou shall not have the magickal name "Sir Stinky Fartsalot"
  13. Thou shall not call coven only for laughs

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