| Capitalism |
He who dies with the most toys, wins. |
| Hari Krishna |
He who plays with the most toys, wins. |
| Catholicism |
He who denies himself the most toys, wins. |
| Anglican |
They were our toys first. |
| Greek Orthodox |
No, they were OURS first. |
| Branch Davidians |
He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins. |
| Atheism |
There is no toy maker. |
| Polytheism |
There are many toy makers. |
| Evolutionism |
The toys made themselves. |
| Church of Christ, Scientist |
We are the toys. |
| Communism |
Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours. |
| B'Hai |
All toys are just fine with us. |
| Amish |
Toys with batteries are surely a sin. |
| Taoism |
The doll is as important as the dump truck. |
| Mormonism |
Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. |
| Voodoo |
Let me borrow that doll for a second. |
| Hedonism |
To heck with the rule book!? Let's play! |
| Hinduism |
He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. |
| 7th Day Adventist |
He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. |
| Church of Christ |
He whose toys make music, loses. |
| Baptist |
Once played, always played. |
| Jehovah's Witnesses |
He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. |
| Pentecostalism |
He whose toys can talk, wins. |
| Existentialism |
Toys are a figment of your imagination. |
| Confucianism |
Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. |
| Non-denominationalism |
We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them. |
| Agnosticism |
It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. |
| Apathy |
Toys? What do I need toys for? |
| Judaism |
I'm selling. You buying? |
| First Kinky Church |
You bet your ass we got Toys. |
| First American Church |
We play Only with cowboy toys. |
| Church of Scientology |
Toys 'R Us. |
