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Sat, Feb 04 2012

Barney = Satan

Anon


  1. Start with the given:

    CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

  2. Change all U's to V's
    (which is proper Latin anyway):

    CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

  3. Extract all Roman Numerals:

    CVVLDIV

  4. Convert into Arabic values:

    100 5 5 50 500 1 5

  5. Add all the numbers:

    666

  6. Thus, Barney is Satan

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