Bare Bones
Third Degree Elevation (Spoof)
(Emphasis on action with minimal vocal requirements.)
Orion
- Ritual Bath - Both play in water for an inappropriately long time.
- Casting of Circle - Cast in the usual manner with items at hand.
- Reason and Challenge - "You're here for Thirds. Are you ready for the test?
- Response - "Ready, willing and able!"
- The Mystery - Perform Great Rite multiple times until sated or worn out.
- Cakes and Wine - Required in order to continue.
- Reprise - Repeat step 5 if desired.
- Closing of Circle - Must be done before falling asleep.
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